The Starmale Blog
September 21, 2006

part one - tommy lee

For my first contribution to the Starmale Blog, I really wanted to write about the films of Michael Haboush, theactor-writer-director who some people (meaning me) think is the true and worthy successor to fabled shlockmeister Ed WoodsJr.

Unfortunately (at least for now), the powers-that-be thought I better make my blog debut with something a little less weird andesoteric and suggested the always popular, cheap-n-cheerful theme of CELEBRITY SEX VIDEOS.

And there's no denying that there's lots to say about these homemade d.i.y productions given that there's just so damn many of them!It's one thing for micro-celebs like Travis Woolf, Rick Soloman or Bam Margera to parade their private goods in public, but sheesh,you would think mega stars like Colin Farrell and Rob Lowe would get tired of always being in front of the camera and prefer to keeptheir intimate moments, well, intimate.

Tommy Lee nakedLuckily for the voyeur lurking in us all, erotic narcissism seems to be no respecter of celebrity status. Take, for example, that classic of classic home sex vids, Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson. Posing as a souvenir of their honeymoon, this 1996 effort is generally considered the forerunner of the genre, featuring such immortal moments as Tommy honking the horn of a speedboat with his legendarily large penis and then bonking his busomy bitch in the back of a van as if, in the words of one Web wag, "he was suddenly overtaken by lust on the freeway."

Nevermind cause this is the real deal, warts, wags and all. There's plenty of good old-fashioned rock'n'roll type sex with a sound track out of the worst (straight) porn movie you've ever seen. But who cares? With an endowment like Tommy's, all is easily forgiven and this particular work has no problem ascending to the level of hard-core "art." Check it out for yourself in the Starmale video archive.
posted by Tierney at 2.30 p.m.
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Patrick Wilson
the unlikely sex symbol

Jake Gyllenhaal
Nude & More Nude

Ewan McGregor
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Louis Garrel
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Casper VanDien
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Lou Diamond Phillips
the Full Frontal

Hayden Christensen
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Jude Law
New Year's Nude

Ryan Phillippe
Naked Christmas

Jim Stryker
Superstar Beefcake

Booty Call

Joe Dallesandro
In the Flesh

Daniel Craig
The Nude James Bond

Antonio Sabato Jr.
Italian Stallion

Peter Firth
Hot to Trot

Jason Behr
Butt Beautiful

Warren Cuccurullo
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Putting the Ass in Jackass

Josh Hartnett
Butt Naked at Last

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Adrian Grenier
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Mark Lee
Everlastingly Naked

Stephen Dorff
Out of the Shadows

Tom Welling

Antonio Banderas
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Travis Wolfe
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Johnny Depp
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Channing Tatum
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